Six Dumb, Stupid, and Insane Marketing “Blunders” To Avoid (like the plague)
I was uploading a Fitness Business Summit video to YouTube the other day when I came across a marketing video that got me all fired up.
In the video this guys was standing in front of his marker board and freely dispensing marketing ideas that were freak’in NUTS! I’m talking about stuff that a third grader would know NOT to do.
For a second I thought that it was a prank video or something. Then I realized the guy was serious…
…that’s scary because the only thing worse than not marketing your fitness business is doing the WRONG type of marketing and wasting a bunch of time and money.
That same day I got a call from one of my 12 month mentorship clients who was about to run a lead generation ad in a local publication when the sales rep ‘advised’ her that she would be better off enlarging her logo and business name to better ‘brand’ her business.
WHAT!?!
That was the genesis of this blog post. That’s when I realized that while I’m always sharing fitness marketing tactics that work. I’ve never shared with you the things to avoid.
So here are my top six marketing myths, pitfalls and dead-ends to avoid.
Myth 1: You should dedicate a “given” percentage of your revenue for marketing.
NO SUCH FORMULA EXISTS. This has got to be the biggest pile of crap ever.
Who ever came up with the idea of spending X percent of revenue on marketing was probably in the middle of trying to close a reluctant advertiser and was forced to pull something out of his ass.
Look, if for every dollar I spend in marketing I make ten back wouldn’t I be an idiot to only spend 10% or whatever percent of my revenue because that’s what someone said is right?
Hell, I’d be sending dollars like they were going out of style!
On the other hand… if I was spending ten percent of revenue on marketing and was getting squat in return then wouldn’t it be smart to STOP the hemorrhage, fix the problem and then spend as much as I can knowing that I’m making ten bucks for every buck spent?
Myth 2: Run one marketing campaign at a time to see what works.
Who’s got the time to try one thing, then the other, then the other? That’s why so many people go bankrupt waiting for their marketing to ‘kick in.’
Speed is critical if you want to survive and thrive.
Marketing success comes from doing things simultaneously not sequentially. So if you want to see what works, just create campaigns that you can easily track.
For example: If you’re running a lead generator in the local paper then maybe your landing page is going to be XYXFitness.com. Then you can run the same lead generator online using Google pay per click and make the landing MyXYZFitness.com. Then run the same lead generator ad on Facebook and use ABCFitness.com for the landing page.
Then slap Google analytics (it’s FREE by the way) on each landing page and you can track things in even greater detail like how many people landed, how long they stayed and how many opted in, ect…
Simultaneous NOT sequential.
Myth 3: It takes a long time for your marketing to start producing results.
This one REALLY pisses me off. TOTAL B.S.
This is something the editors, site owners, and publishers of newspapers and publications will tell you to mask the fact that 1) either your ad sucks and they don’t want to tell you or just don’t know the difference, or 2) their list, traffic, or subscriber base is weak.
I guess you can’t blame them - they just want to sell ad space at any cost and telling you that you need consistency and frequency is a GREAT way to have you sign a six or twelve month contract.
The truth is… If you get the Right Message in front of the Right Market using the Right Media you’ll see results almost instantly.
Don’t let them fool you into running a poorly crafted ad over and over again or for that matter running a strong ad in/on a poor site or publication.
Myth 4: Change your ads often - don’t let them get boring.
Never… EVER…E-V-E-R change or replace a WORKING print ad, banner, web site, or pay per click ad because it’s boring to you or you think it’s been running too long.
I’m not saying don’t tweak, test, and track. In fact I encourage you do.
What I am saying is that IF you have an ad or piece of copy that’s working, pulling in leads and clients and giving you a good ROI then don’t just change it because you got bored of it.
If boring gets the clicks and calls then boring is what I’ll run.
Myth 5: Offer your clients many options to increase sales.
This is one of the biggest mistakes ever and it happens way more than it should.
I know that instinctively you’d think that if I can offer a prospective client a buffet of price point and services to choose from then they’re more likely to choose something.
BIG MISTAKE…
First off you should know that confused people don’t buy anything. So the more you put in front of them then more they have to go home to “think about.”
It’s fine to have several options. But keep them in your sleeve and only expose them when your primary (and most profitable) offer is not what your prospect wants or needs.
Myth 6: The purpose of your ad is to sell personal training.
Of all the INSANE marketing blunders I’ve seen this one is the least effective and most destructive.
You can sell a five dollar foot long subway sandwich off the page because everyone knows what it is and the price point is small - but you can’t sell a multi-hundred dollar a month personal training or boot camp program off the page.
Look at it this way - would you spend a LOT of money on a PERSONAL program without first knowing, liking, and trusting the person offering it? Would you spend that kind of money without being sold on the VALUE of the program first?
See, the problem is that most people get desperate, realize they need clients like NOW and throw all common sense out the window and start running promotions like 20% off, or buy ten sessions and get five free, or $1,000 off our ultimate package
I saw the ad below running in our local paper - now the place is up for sale and they have no clients.
The purpose of running ads (online or offline) are to GENERATE QUALIFIED LEADS by offering a free report, audio, video or something else of high value that your market wants.
This lead generator would give them great content and it would be loaded with social proof and stories that strategically position you as the obvious expert for that marketing. Of course the only way for a prospect to get your lead generator is give you their contact info.
If you want a detailed audio program that covers this type of two step fitness marketing in detail you can get it free here.
The bottom line is this… your marketing should be accountable. It should weed out the prospects from the suspects and if you can’t track its results… then don’t run it.
I want to hear your opinion - leave me your comments below…





Comments on Six Dumb, Stupid, and Insane Marketing “Blunders” To Avoid (like the plague) »
Great post Bedros!
I have pretty much made every mistake you listed and it has lost me thousands of dollars. Honestly I found that the most inexpensive marketing campaign’s such as incentives for existing clients for new clients, craigslist and a wpromote(which gives you 25 keywords on google for 1 low price without pay per click charges) have really benefitted me the most.
The ad campagin I had for the online personal training with you saw yielded zero results but when I referred my existing clients who could no longer afford personal training with me yielded phenomenal results. Not only because I give them so much value with everything. Hell I offer over 5 different bonuses worth 5x more then what the program is worth.
Basically the cheapest marketing tactics are often the most effective. These days people for get the K.I.S.S principle and what their market wants and needs. In NYC where my market is ppl want the most bang for their buck so I go all out with the bonuses without lowering my prices and honestly I’m on track to have all my investments paid back in the next 2 months.
Right on, Bedros.
I’ve had so many Magazine ad sales people tell me to do these same exact things.
They never work. They rarely bring in any money, but you spend a lot of your own.
Multifaceted multi-step campaigns are a more complex, but they work. End of story.
Do the work, put out the effort, and you’ll have tons of business.
Peace.
Forrest Folen @ 4:13 pm
Great advise, Bedros! Can’t wait to meet you at FBS 2009!!
-Forrest
The last thing you said was gold, Bedros - If you can’t track it, don’t run it - There’s just too many FREE tools at our disposal today so there’s no excuse not to track your campaigns - Unless you like being broke!
Donovan "DFitnessguy" @ 6:01 pm
Spot on Mate (I had to say that for my Aussie homey Adam Toohey).
Bedros, you are the Content King and again you delivered some killer sh$t right here.
This post has been copied and put in my Bedros archive: )
Donovan “DFitnessguy” Owens
GREAT post Bedros!
keep em coming!
bryan
Hey Bedros, nicely put and more Fitness Pro’s need to read it (myself included), so thanks for putting something like this together as it’s simple enough for me to “get it”!
Jacob Bellonzi @ 7:30 pm
Bedros,
You are the marketing research master. I’m so glad I have you as one of my mentors. Keep killing it.
Jacob Bellonzi
Train With Jake
http://www.trainwithjake.com
http://trainwithjake.blogspot.com
Thanks for all the comments everyone.
I’d like to hear from everyone what other marketing ‘blunders’ you guys have made.
Share away… it will keep everyone else from experiencing the same problems.
Bedros
Well, this is not really a myth, but there are actually businesses that would stop taking care of their existing customers, thinking that they would still be there to make a purchase anytime soon. What they don’t know is that these clients can still be leads for other types of offers and campaigns, and they should still be part of lead nurturing.
Rick Gifford @ 11:39 am
Aghhh! You should have put this post out a week sooner. I just signed a six month agreement with a local mag here and my ads look like that bad one up top.
I gotta change em
Andrew @ 2:00 pm
Great post! This is all so true! After adjusting my marketing to consistency using multiple methods the way Bedros taught me I have seen awesome improvements in client acquisition.
Thanks Bedros!!
Great info, Bedros - Josh is right, you are GOOD!!
Linda (Josh’s Mom, the Coach)
Joe @ 4:21 pm
Direct mailings have been my most expensive blunder. I once spent 4 days on the county appraiser web site, to build my “target marketing list” … 4,000 pieces with only 3 solid leads. What a waste. I can’t wait to bring your tips to reality for us. Ciao, Joe
Robin Lopez @ 9:06 pm
Hi Bedros, you are the man! It doesn’t hurt to have such a outrageous, tell it like it is personality. I love it and that’s one of the reasons I’m still hanging out with you. I have known alot of these things for so long. I’m the one who who takes the opposite road of the majority. Finally someone I can relate to. So thanks for all your emails and pearls of wisdom. I read it over and over until I get it. I’m going to go off with this. I’m a past studio owner and now doing the home training thing. It’s a whole different animal but I’m excited to put some of your techniques to the test. Robin