Help Me Name My Goat

“Billy the kid”
“Mutton”
“Lamb Chop”
“Bu-u-u-ddy” (Said like a goat braying)
“Romper”
“Cabrito”
“Goatboy”
“Laughing Gravy”
“Stumpy”
“King”

Taco!

A pygmy goat!!! it has to be called “Billy the Kidd”

Here’s a few goat-fitting names….

Chino
Trouble
Cheetoh
Tex
Hercules
Brutus
Stewie (not as in goat stew you sick bastard!)

He’s a cutie. You better bring him to the office April 16th so he can meet his sister from another mister. Hahaha

I would name him Archie for Archos which in latin means ruler or leader. I have a feeling that little goat is going to run the Keuilian housedold. See you in April.

Juan Paco - that’s the name of the Columbian coffee guy… well, his name is Juan and the mule’s name is Paco… I don’t know why… but I like coffee… a lot.. Juan Paco Keuilian…

Or maybe Crew… combo of Chloe and Andrew

Hi, we recently had a pygmy goat that died from bloat. He was called Pumpkin, call him that after our dearly departed friend.

BOOT! (camp)

How about “POCO” Which means Little in spanish.

Or

Billy Fit!

Gustov
Mavrick
Tank
Bruiser
Arnold

I do like Billy the Kid too

Chuck

Oreo
Billy
Chomp (cause they eat anything/everything)
Bitsy

Peety (pronounced P-T, as in PT Power!)

You gotta call it Mugsy

Diesel. Rocky, Winston, Kobe, Tucker…

Keep the names coming… I see a few I like.
What about Dexter?

B

Dinner!!!

Call it Mini G

Since you’re from Cali, call him JABBAR after Kareem Abdul- Jabbar.

What a cutie. What a great idea for a pet for the kids. You could call him Capra (goat), Capricious, because you know he will get into a lot of trouble or better yet, Pan — the flute playing goat god who charms the nymphs and gets wild and crazy? I want to see the photos of you holding him when he drinks from his baby bottle!!

Have fun and thanks Bedros for including us!

Rocky!

i was gonna name our dog “The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase”, but my wife said no to that…so you can steal that. Some others could be :

Guido (thats my dog’s name)
Killer
Horny
Kennedy (after Dan Kennedy)

and I like Dexter…love that show

WOW!!! Chris and I were laughing so hard when Di put up that you brought home a pygmy goat- I said really? she said REALLY!!! I love the no, I love it, I’m adjusting…..So awesome, Can’t wait to see it

A little serial killer-ish….

Breakfast!

ooooooooooh! I live sorta in the country with a few goat herds around me. Here’s a few that come to mind.

Musty
stinky
horny

Sorry!

Little Rascal
I love Dexter buddy!

Def. “Mr. Chino”

Wow…cute baby goat!!

How about “Alfonze” for the goat’s name?

Kinda cute and unique name

Good luck with the goat, hopefully he won’t cry all night or it’ll be just like when your kids were babies…up at all hours of the night…oops

Kim

Off the subject a bit, but I think you got plenty of names to choose from. Am I the only one who saw that the kid face plants on the concrete in the back but no one notices because the goat is being introduced?

hahaha wow that is awesome Bedros. I love the look on Di’s face once she noticed the goat and realized that it wasn’t a joke! Priceless.

As for names here’s a few: Boomer, Ceasar, Hercules, Taz, and last but not least, Steve.

Better not let Leonard Wankerski find that goat. Never know what he would do with him!

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Throw out the lawn mower!

Rick Kaselj
http://www.ExercisesForInjuries.com

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SPARTAN !

He’s adorable, how about Calamity? I’ve always wanted to name a dog that or my next child…

how about keeping it simple and just call him, ” fruit bat bob the hobbit”

LOL That was so “epic” yesterday… I like Dexter too… Maybe we can get it’s horns sharpened so it can be an attack guard goat lol

We give all our pets old grandparent names.

I think you should call the goat: “Murry”

I had a goat named “Bandit”…I can’t really think of any other names.

HOW ABOUT “THE ASSAILANT”

I know an itty bitty chiuahua named Dexter…. So my vote is NO to that.
Being into big things,
Goatzilla
Goat Kong
GTO : the original goat
barbell : obligitory gym name
kettle : (bell)
speedy
Expo
….

How about “Hochman” - named after the great man of bootcamps?

Reminds me of my big black lab called ‘Hercules’, Herc for short. Great strong name…hahaha…but for real

Hockman

Im thinkin. . . Don Juan De Marco!!!

I recommend naming him after something you want him to emulate. i have worked with animals and they all seem to emulate their names. Great names to mirror (in my opinion, obviously:) sweetness, honey, sugar, Gus or Pearl (my dog’s names) I just like the name Bubba for a little goat, or maybe a human name like steve (after you-know-who… I am sure he would be touched) or frank, lurleen, biggie smalls- related to the pygmy (a shout out to Notorious B.I.G.. RIP) Chica (O), Billy, or maybe just straight up goat or goaty. Can you tell I love naming things.

That’s it for now. Thanks for the great blogs. Have fun with the adorable goat!

Happy Friday!

Raquel

How about FLEX.

Hello, Bedros

Bro, that seem like something I would do. As far as a name goes I think Lil Mac is a great name. Good luck with the goat.
You May want to keep Steve away from your goat.

How ’bout BlackJack. Two strong syllables. I also like Bubba. Again with the syllabic strength. Paco, also good.

headbutt or butthead

I think Impuse is cool because thats what he was. An impulse buy.

GRUFF!!! As in Billy Goat Gruff
Cute!

BeGoat!
Goat de Bedron
Fitness Goat
FitGoat
GoatFace
Gwitter

Barnaby
Bleaty
Cabrito

I have a Beta named “Mongol”. I’ve always liked that name, after seeing the movie “Blazing Saddles” years ago. People always remember the name.

I think the best name would be “Passive” as in passive income.

As your goat grows bigger so will your passive income streams!

Makes sense in my head at least

Dustin

Pancho Diablo
Kid Pancho

YUMMY!

“Bill” Would be great name for that little guy!

Hey Bedros,
I would have to agree with Dexter (that was the name of my huge German Shepherd).
But another name for your goat could be Kevin (that was the name of that rare bird in the animated movie UP - and every time I think of that it makes me laugh)!
Good luck on a name.
-Sara Hutniak

You should name him Apollo or BlackDevil.

Sordeb!

Billy obviously!

impulse

If you are going to use him as your company mascott how bout a name like “freedom”. Kinda lame i know but i see him as a representation of what we are all trying to achieve, to be able to run successful businesses that allow us financial freedom and time to do what we want to do. Alot of the people who comment on this post (me included) wouldn’t dream of doing something like buying a baby goat beacause of the time it would take up as we’re too busy in our businesses. Your blog is all about trying to achieve freedom in our lives.

Just a thought.
Thanks Bedros!

Hey how about “Blackie”?

lol..I vote for buuuudddy..lol

O-M-G I kinda want a pygmy goat now. Bedros, you’ve started something baaaaadddd. And I live in NYC. I wonder if it’s even legal here.

As for names what about Manchego. And you can call him Manny for short. Are you gonna bring him to FTB Summit??

I want one! I’m such a sucker for cute animals. Does it get along with cats??

I want a goat now! I would call him “Pedro”.

Orbit!

You should name your goat after a great east coast legend, “Goatman”, and if he is going to be your company mascot call him GM for short.

Good Luck, D. Best

Ok here are some of my goats names that you might like

Timmay,Riley,Rascal,Jack,Lakota,Cheyenne,Mihcle,Charlie,Buddy,Jolly
Oreo,Bucky,Zeke,Tucker,Tacky,Axel,Blaze,Selvester,and thats all i can think of know.thx

Oh and let me knoe what one you pick

Bedros,

Do you still have to goat? Either way, its a great way to make
memories for your family.

Goats are herd animals and will not be happy alone. You need
to buy another goat or find him/her another home.

Impulse buy? You’re kidding right?? (no pun intended) I feel quite concerned about this poor little goat. You should have done a little research before getting him. Especially a male goat which will stink when it gets bigger unless castrated. Bucks also can get a lot of attitude and aren’t good to have around young children. Do you still have this goat? I sure hope you found a home for it ON A FARM with OTHER GOATS since they are herd animals & do not do well alone or in the suburbs.

I’m assuming it’s a male goat . . and they will tend to be more hairy than females, . . definitely more stinky if allowed to breed.

Anyway, our male is named Gandolf, and we had another one named Pancho. More ideas for you.

Charlie!!:D